………someone stabbed me in the spinal cord. And I got paralyzed in my legs. Then I must have died. That someone was also trying to stab me in the butt and missed.
Cleeeeeearly, I was a spy whose arch nemesis was a butt-obsessed sex demon.
No marks. Clearly I was a turtle.
I got stabbed with a stilleto or something on my right boob.
Bastards!
Someone hit me in the right temple!
…seems pretty legit to me, actually.
I either died having sex or child birth or something used to be there… the mark is in that general area
Um, I guess something happened dead in the center of my forehead. Creepy.
… Can you die from being stabbed in the elbow? So… I guess… I was shot in the elbow at one time(gangrene and infection and all that probably…), something happened to my ankle at another time … or the same time… and someone stabbed me in the back…
