May 2013
moonflowerlights:
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
fupaccino:
downtherabbittthole:
if ur ever sad just remember that this nun looks like Josh Hutcherson
YO THERE’S SPIT ALL OVER MY LAPTOP SCREEN
Or is life a dream?: Character Sheets and... →
thatfrenchhelper:
When creating a character, there’s a lot of questions you ask yourself. Whether it’s an original character or one you’ve been playing for a long time, using a character sheet to get to know your character better can always be a nice idea. With it’s help, you’ll be able…
glasslightss:
andrvw:
tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments
Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs...
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
belaroos:
fishpun:
belaroos:
i’d sell my soul for just one popular text post
OH fCUK NO WE’RE NOT GONNA DO THAT
Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:
takingtheangeltoisengard:
vivianandhersocalledlife:
fleeingthemundane:
That’s it. That’s tumblr.
this is surprisingly accurate
deerpong:
bowlingforsoup:
how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.
That was so deep I shit myself
gallifreic:
“don’t hurt my baby!” i yell at the screen. my baby is a cannibalistic serial killer.
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How to meet celebrities: Write a book that's good enough to become a movie.
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
lilmotel:
envyadams:
today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
starfleetgrad:
wizardroryweasley:
helloopandee:
how do people enjoy running wtf
pretend you’re running:
away from zombies
with The Doctor
away from Hellhounds
with Sherlock and Dr Watson
away from Croats
it’ll get considerably more enjoyable it works for me
I’M GONNA PRETEND I’M RUNNING AFTER JOHN HARRISON WITH SPOCK
cloysterbell:
martincrief:
TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?
#if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true
koishe:
classy-dick:
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
orderlybunker:
mythos-snakey:
arsenickittenip:
Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!
“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.”
In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience
Source: [x]
Thank.
CartoonJessie's Lair: ithinkyouwerelonely:... →
ithinkyouwerelonely:
illsevenyournine:
electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
…
luphphy:
caraknightley:
i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude
or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
the-fandoms-are-cool:
darrynek:
hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
keep-calm-stay-healthy:
recovery-ghost:
Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr