"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him.
As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either.
He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight.
Some inspiring things he said;
"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love"
"I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates"
"People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it."
"Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"
Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.”
What the fuck are cats
Oh my god that cat is so excited for the surface of the water to be solid because it thinks it’ll be able to finally catch a fish oh my god oh my god look at it slip around ahhhhhhhhh
*spider shaking dice in casino* come on, daddy longlegs needs a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes
Here’s the mini I made for Genghis Con! It came from a joke I made on twitter a while back about dogs and wi-fi.
I still have some physical copies of the book left so if you’re interested in buying one, send me a message or email or something. There are a lot of ways to contact me.
I have arrived in hell.
I WILL BUY ALL OF THIS WHEN I GET MY OWN PLACE. I WILL PERSONALLY BUY EVERY BETTY CROCKER BRAND ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND AND USE IT IN THE KITCHEN. AND THEN FIFTEEN YEARS FROM NOW I WILL INVITE FRIENDS OVER FOR DINNER AND EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE “oh how cute and quirky Betty Crocker” AND ONE FRIEND, JUST ONE, WILL HAVE A HORRIFIED LOOK ON HER FACE POORLY HIDDEN WITH A FAKE SMILE AND HALFHEARTED CHUCKLE AND I WILL LOOK AT HER AND POINT AND SQUINT UNTIL EVERYONE SHUTS UP AND I WILL SLOWLY WALK TO HER AND GET ON MY KNEES AND GRAB HER HANDS IN MINE AND LEAN IN VERY CLOSE AND SAY “I warned you about stairs bro” AND WE WILL BOTH BURST INTO TEARS AND REMEMBER THE OLDEN DAYS WHILE ALL OUR OTHER FRIENDS WILL WATCH IN CONFUSION
#THEN YOU’D REMEMBER THAT THESE TWO BEING THERE PROBABLY MENAS SOMETHING INCREDIBLY DEADLY IS IN YOUR GENERAL AREA AND MOST LIKELY GOING TO KILL YOU NEXT
1. I highly recommend that you make sure that your legs are freshly shaved before applying either product.
2. It Stays can also be used to help hold a wig cap in place.
3. If you are layering thigh-highs over a pair of panty hose you can also use It Stays to stick then together.
go to vogue.co.uk and type (on your keyboard) up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and watch what happens when you keep pressing A
I’m laughing so hard right now I’m crying.